Well, Mom, I hate to do this to you, but my weekend read was Supreme Courtship, a Christopher Buckley satire about the nomination process to the highest court in the land. I've loved Buckley ever since reading Thank You for Smoking, and I resolved to read his other stuff after a very amusing talk he gave at my university ("Did you know," he quipped at one point, "that the title Grapes of Wrath was originally translated into Japanese as Angry Raisins?")
The plot of Supreme Courtship is typical Buckley: a milquetoast president with low approval ratings has been struggling to fill a vacancy on the Supreme Court. His arch-nemesis is the head of the Senate Judiciary Committee, a pompous, veneered windbag (written to have more than a passing resemblance to Joe Biden) who has systematically rejected every nominee put forth by the president--including one for "insufficiently appreciating To Kill a Mockingbird." Fed up, the president tries another tack, nominating America's most popular TV judge, a cowboy boots-wearing Texan named Pepper, who is a self-described "plain old girl from Plano" (my hometown! Holla.) Hijinks ensue.
The book definitely had me giggling and was a timely read, given the usual charade of this week's confirmation hearings. ("Kagan promises a 'modest' jurisprudence," bellows the New York Times headline. Let me guess--analogies to umpires and worship at the altar of judicial restraintism are next on the hearings agenda.) In one chapter, Pepper is given a huge book of possible questions to prepare for her hearings, along with answers, which seem to her to represent nothing so much as "smoke grenades of obfuscation." I couldn't put it better.
Ultimately, though, although it starts strong, the book loses steam towards the end, like a bottle of soda that's been left open too long on the countertop. I still enjoyed it (I also really enjoyed flat Sprite as a kid, believe it or not), and would recommend it for anyone who likes their beach reads a little "legal-y."
My other weekend read, Edith Wharton's Age of Innocence, did the opposite--beginning slowly before reaching a climactic, dramatic end. The book was interesting enough as a depiction of Old New York, a decadent, privileged society in which nothing matters more than family name (the protagonist bears the absurdly upper-crust moniker Newland Archer), during a time when "scandal was dreaded more than disease." Cue the scandal--Archer, betrothed to the boringly beautiful May, falls in love with her exotic, rules-flouting, recently-separated, Polish countess cousin. This all sounds more interesting than it is, as the plot rolls by at a snail's pace with a cast of side-characters whose family connections are a tangled web (apparently incest was big in Old New York). Not to mention that it's hard to identify all that much with characters who spend their days worrying about the state of their cigar humidors and summer homes. (Or maybe it's just my hard-heartedness: Visiting room after gilt-covered room in the palace of Versailles inspired in me nothing so much as a deep sympathy for those nameless, revolting peasants.) A better title might have been Privileged People with Nothing to Do.
The ending, though, was redeeming. Consider it flat Sprite in the reverse.